If I wasn’t sure before, I am now. There’s no way I’m pregnant. Pregnant women are glowing and beautiful. I am spotty and bloated.
All those early pregnancy symptoms which resemble “about to come on my period” symptoms are still in play:
- Frequent wee-ing
- Tender breasts
- Increased appetite
- Lower abdomen weirdness
But now I also have
- Mild irritability
I don’t normally suffer with these sorts of extreme “Reds” signals but I guess my body is changing. I’m due on tomorrow but I bet you the torture will continue for a week just to trick me into some new false sense of hope.
I’m not totally disappointed that I didn’t get pregnant this month because as Chuck put it: “we didn’t really try”. He offered to hold my legs up in the air all night if it would help. Bless him. I explained that it wouldn’t help and that 20 minutes with your bum on a pillow is just fine.
I’m actually pretty excited to start actually trying to have a baby! And that’s another reason my damn “girls” probably won’t turn up on time. It’s just to spite me!